Obligatory "Obligatory First Post" Post

I wasn’t going to do one of these, cause this is the way every single blog that ends after ten posts about lack of posts seems to start.

But whatever. I'd rather look at this than an empty page.

There are going to be words and junk in this blog. Yep, you don’t believe me, I can tell. You’re sitting out there saying “The next post is going to be about lack of posting and then we’ll never see another word here”.

...okay, you may be on to something. Except, I’m already nearly done something. A short story, which I’m going to post in full when I’m finished.

That’s right! A short story, on the INTERNET. You never find tha-oh wait they’re everywhere.

It’s also totally silly, since every scumbag steve* with an internet connection is ready to copy-paste anything good and original to their own blog with their name on it. But I’m pretty sure intellectual copyright law can do something about that. Maybe. Hopefully. I should probably just refrain from posting anything good so no one wants it.

Anyway, back to the point: This will be a blog full of words I type at the internet. Sometimes it’ll be short stories, sometimes huge incoherent rants or impassioned reviews of some brilliant piece of fiction or maybe a 5,000 word essay on why Mel Gibson should have won Best Actor before the nominations are even released.
Maybe sometimes I’ll include pictures. Or short snippets of larger things. But this blog will mostly consist of a whole lot of words, so if you like looking at words, you shouldn’t be too disappointed. Maybe I’ll throw in some good ones, like Bostonian or distraught or, if you’re really lucky, acquiesce.

*I apologize to all the nice people named Steve. You’re all pretty cool guys. But not that guy, he’s a scumbag.